i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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