I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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