I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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