I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I would fuck him just for his dog
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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