After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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