his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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