I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Just invented taco cereal.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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