Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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