Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I need water and some morals
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