Non-Jews are for practice
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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