I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
vagina is talking i cant
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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