Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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