Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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