im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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