NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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