sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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