if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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