I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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