do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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