So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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