Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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