are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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