I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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