No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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