He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
it's like iHOP with fire
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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