...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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