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(410): View more from Maryland

You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.

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(850): View more from Florida

lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied

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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!

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(310): View more from California

So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey

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(541): View more from Oregon

I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.

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