I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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