Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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