She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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