that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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