i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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