the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
