Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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