It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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