you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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