I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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