I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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