Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Small penises have feelings too.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
This house was built for laser tag.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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