2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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