at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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