Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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