Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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