you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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