i jhust puked up my retainher.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
i out mim tonsoeep
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