As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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