Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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