i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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