My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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