I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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