Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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