Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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