okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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