she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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