Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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