whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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