Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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