I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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